We don’t know when the stigma attached to the word ‘sex’ is going to leave our country or when will we stop discussing the topic in hush tones, East India Comedy here has come up with a hilarious take on India’s proposed ban of sex education.
Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Thursday, July 10, 2014
17 Things You Do While Going Through A Break Up
Break-ups are hard to bear with and we will do anything in our power just to get over and heal that hole in your heart that was left by that other person and most of us who have gone through a break-up resort to desperate acts to get over that one person who once meant the life to you. Here are some of the things we try and do while dealing with a break up.
1. Drown yourself in a flood of alcohol and spending teary nights thinking and ranting about your partner.
2. And wake-up with a bad hangover slowly recalling the fact that you drunk-dialed your ex last night and rained a hailstorm of verbal abuse.
3. Then you deal with self-loathing and try to reason with yourself if you owe your ex an apology or not.
4. You stalk them on all forms of social networking and instant messaging platforms.
5. And break into tears or fits of anger when they post a picture of theirs with a person of the opposite sex.
6. And bring them up randomly when you’re with friends, no matter what the ongoing conversation is about and when they point it out, you’ll be all “whatever”.
7. You browse through the gallery, looking at pictures and reminiscing the happier times and end up deleting them but deep inside you know they are still there on your cloud storage.
8. Sleep eludes you and you start hating all those romantic movies you watched together and once loved.
9. You turn against the whole concept of love and try to preach your friends the same after 7 shots tequila.
10. All emotional songs for the lovelorn seem like they have been tailor-made just for you. And Pharell Williams “Happy” irritates you to the core.
11. You try and get your friends approval on how your ex wasn’t the right person for you and how you were mistreated and your friends be like.
or dog (it’s just that I couldn’t find a gif, not sexist)
12. Suddenly, you start finding solace in the arms of chocolate or anything that you can eat and tickles your palette.
13. You’ll pretend that you’re fine with everything and you’ve gotten over your ex but who are you kidding.
14. You’ll have to go through numerous interventions and life coaching sessions from your friends as they are the only ones who can put your life back on track.
15. And you’ll send that last text or make that last call that would literally be “the last one”.
16. It would seem impossible at first, then it becomes hard and then probable but in the end you’ll get over them and move on with your life understanding that you can’t control other people’s emotions and the greatest act of love is letting go.
17. And eventually, a time will come when you’ll start re-loving the “Happy Song”.
Source from Giphy & Google
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Annoying Things Indian Girls Do That Makes Them Just Too Hard To Understand
Sometimes you feel like laughing off at their stupidity – which unfortunately ends up by getting annoyed by them. And we know that well. Just to make you sure, it’s not just your girl, here are 10 most common annoying habits you’ll find in most Indian girls that drive others mad –
1. That overly suspicious look they give to men.
For some reason this is the standard face expression men are expected to get from girls – every time they have an eye contact with them – in public.
2. No matter what you do, you just cannot make them happy.
“Ab tum mujhse pehle ki tarah baat nahi karte”. And your first reaction to that is – “Can you please define pehle, I think it’s only been 2 weeks since we are dating, no?”
3. The Idea of Shopping.
They flock to market almost every day during season ending sale time, as if they’re getting stuff for free.
4. When girls go shopping its, Price = Happiness.
They buy stuff not only because it’s making them look good, but because it’s on sale and they feel good about the price.
5. When everything you say is related to them.
Even if you define the person you’re talking about, they think you’re indirectly talking about them – especially if you’re with your friends.
6. “2 minute baat karloge to kya ho jaega”
Nothing! And that is the point!
7. Whether or not they can, they have to speak in English.
Indian girls are generally overwhelmed with the idea of speaking English. We are not saying they are not good at it; it’s just that for them, being intelligent = being English literate.
8. When you take them out for drinks: “OMG, mein talli ho gayi”
Initially you might enjoy this, but in the end this turns out to be your worst nightmare – and you swear to god that this is going to be the last time you two have gone OUT for drinks. But men are men!
9. The idea of not ordering the dessert then eating from yours.
While ordering the dessert, girls for some reason have the habit of saying “Oh no I am so stuffed already” but as soon as the food arrives, they start having one stop after another and finish the whole thing.
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